Big government is back. And it is here to stay. It will be prudent big government. By that I mean I will not spend a penny that belongs to me. It is your patriotic, nationalistic duty to fund my government. We know best. We know what your best interests are. Sure, you could have a low tax, free market economy. But what you could possibly due with all of that freedom? And remember, low taxes mean that nurses, policemen and doctors die. Low taxes mean we cannot torture those horrible Afghans' from Cuba, or those dirty little separatists in Wales. We will be prudent with torture, because we will not torture our own people.
We will have prudent boom and bust. Well, maybe a big bust. Perhaps Jordan will suffice. We cannot have a small bust, because nurses, policemen and doctors die. It is our patriotic duty to take their money away and spend it for them, because we know best. We are Marx's chosen people. And Marx says that if we don't take their money away and spend it for them, nurses, policemen and doctors die.
I urge all of you to go and fight. There is no place where they can hide. On the beaches or in the sky? NO! We are prudent. We are fiscally prudent. And this time...
It's fiscally personal
The Rt. Hon Gordon Brown
Prime Minister of the Socialist Republic of Westminster
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